Grace Troy

“The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

“All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. Therefore, if you simply take all the words and rearrange them randomly enough times, you’re bound to hit upon at least a few great ideas eventually. Sausage donkey swallows flying guillotine, my love assembly line.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

“The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

“Fight or flight? If I had wings, there’d be no choice. But since I don’t have wings, I have to rely on my cape, and a long running start.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.