Lauren

“I'm lonely. Why do you think I had to learn to act so independent? I also get mad too quickly, and I hog the covers, and my second toe is longer than my big one. My hair has it's own zip code. Plus, I get certifiably crazy when I've got PMS. You don't love someone because they're perfect. You love them in spite of the fact that they're not.”
― Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper

“Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”
― Candace Bushnell, Sex and the City

“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”
― Rowena Cherry, Knight's Fork

“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”
― Bill Maher