Casssie

“I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“Which half do you want me to cut in half, Mr. Halfofhalf?

The name’s Onequarter. Johnny Onequarter. And don’t you forget it.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“Usually I am the only subject I care to discuss with company. But when I'm getting reacquainted with an old friend, I really enjoy just sitting back and listening to them talk about me for a while.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers