Jillian

“My lack of access to the real world has been replaced completely by books, and it can’t be healthy to live in a land of happily ever afters.”
― Colleen Hoover, Hopeless

“I'm beginning to think cookies is a code word for something else."

"Maybe it is." He tugged on my bag again as he took a confident step back, forcing me down another step. "And just think about it. If cookie was a code word, whatever it symbolizes, it's been in your mouth, sweetheart.”
― J. Lynn, Wait for You

“Awesomesauce!”
― Becca Ann, Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.”
― Tara Brown, The Lonely