Misty

“Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“No. I do not fucking play soccer. Do you think I'd be this fat if I played fucking soccer?”
― Michael Hassan, Crash and Burn

“And I responded, "Did you remind her that he tried to kill me when I wouldn't help him try to burn down McAllister?"
"Yeah, well, he had this thing about fire and explosions when he was young," she said, and it was almost like she was making excuses for him. "But his mother said he's over it now.”
― Michael Hassan, Crash and Burn

“Burn fake-smiled back. "This holiday is already a mockery. Its very purpose it to express gratitude for the harvest. Well, excuse me, sir, if I don't express my gratitude as my father was incinerated in the World Trade Center and my mother has drugged me and sent me off to a school filled with psychotics, thanks to your advice. Consequently, there is no harvest for me."
Fuckme, is what I thought.”
― Michael Hassan, Crash and Burn