Joke Scheffers

“I will not let the non-knitters of the world decide how normal I am.”
― Stephanie Pearl-MacPhee

“If I cannot fly, let me sing.”
― Stephen Sondheim

“Learning to read is probably the most difficult and revolutionary thing that happens to the human brain and if you don't believe that, watch an illiterate adult try to do it.”
― John Steinbeck

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain