“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”
― The Titan’s Curse
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”
― The Titan’s Curse
“It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”
― The Last Olympian
― The Last Olympian
“Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
The horse whinnied angrily.
"I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man'.”
― The Son of Neptune
The horse whinnied angrily.
"I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man'.”
― The Son of Neptune
“Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes.”
― The Lightning Thief
― The Lightning Thief
“Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant.”
― The Titan’s Curse
"He's the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant.”
― The Titan’s Curse
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