Teapocalypse

“Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are."
The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him with bright eyes.
"Say 'Nevermore,'" said Shadow.
"Fuck you," said the raven.”
― Neil Gaiman, American Gods

“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I think you’re both behaving like a pair of idiots.”
― Agatha Christie, And Then There Were None

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
― Oscar Wilde