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“Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.”
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“The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.”
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“(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.”
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“All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.”
― I Am America
― I Am America
“Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state
that makes people want to flee the Earth?"
- Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones,
"The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005”
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that makes people want to flee the Earth?"
- Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones,
"The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005”
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