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“All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.”
― I Am America
― I Am America
“The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.”
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“Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.”
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“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.”
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“I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.”
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Simon’s 2024 Year in Books
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