Phoenix (Online Elf)

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“A library is a place where you can lose your innocence without losing your virginity.”
― Germaine Greer

“Marley was dead: to begin with.”
― Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

“CALVIN:
This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?
If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?
And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?
HOBBES:
I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday?
CALVIN:
Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.”
― Bill Watterson