Merrell Gordon

“I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.”
― Bauvard, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. I was a ventriloquist trying to share your fashion secrets, but you wouldn’t talk. So we put on a strip show for the department store sale, and I was arrested for theft – I took away your dignity as a mannequin”
― Bauvard, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.”
― Michael Summers, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You