Melissa

“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.”
― Jessica Park, Flat-Out Love

“She'll need to see another goddamn place, then, because the roaches have unionized and put a stop to further negotiations regarding new tenants. Also, I think I smell a dead body.”
― Jessica Park, Flat-Out Love

“He glanced at Flat Finn, who was positioned in one corner of the room, facing the wall. “What is Flat Finn doing? If he’s urinating on the floor, you’re cleaning it up.”
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“Is he in trouble? He has to stand in the corner and think about what he’s done?”
― Jessica Park, Flat-Out Matt

“Finn is God: If you get off your high horse, you'll notice that it, too, poops.”
― Jessica Park, Flat-Out Love