Melissa

“Thinks that twitter is like facebook's slutty cousin. It does everything dumb and whore-ish you're too responsible to do”
― Jessica Park, Flat-Out Love

“I 'Facebook like' you, but I'm not IN 'Facebook like' with you.”
― Jessica Park, Flat-Out Love

“Finn is God: If you get off your high horse, you'll notice that it, too, poops.”
― Jessica Park, Flat-Out Love

“Mom, I have to go. I think this Matt character is here."
"Are you sure it's him?"
Julie peered into the car as the window lowered. "I see a maniacal-looking guy with brightly-colored candy in one hand, and he's waving a sickle in the other. Oh! He's beckoning me to the car. This must be my ride.”
― Jessica Park, Flat-Out Love