Rahul Phatak

“Might have just been an innocent bystander, sir,’ said Carrot
‘What, in Ankh-Morpork?’
‘Yes, sir.’
‘We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity value”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“We-ell, no point in going to war unless you’re on the winning side,’ said Nobby, sticking the white feather in his helmet. ‘Nobby, you was always on the winning side, the reason bein’, you used to lurk aroun’ the edges to see who was winning and then pull the right uniform off’f some poor dead sod. I used to hear where the generals kept an eye on what you were wearin’ so they’d know how the battle was going.’ ‘Lots of soldiers have served in lots of regiments,’ said Nobby. ‘Right, what you say is true. Only not usually during the same battle,’ said Sergeant Colon.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“The Lawyers of Fate demand a loophole in every prophecy.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“And so into this land of sand-coloured dust and sand-coloured rocks and sand-coloured sand you, Willikins, will march with your expertise in cutlery and your red and white uniform?’ ‘With the gold frogging, sir.’ Willikins thrust out his jaw. ‘Yes, sir. If the need arises.’ ‘You don’t see anything wrong with this picture?’ ‘Sir?’ ‘Oh, never mind.’ Vimes yawned. ‘Well, we shall miss you, Willikins.’ Others may not, he thought. Especially if they have time for a second shot.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo