David

“As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“The chair I want for my office has wheels, so I can put it on my treadmill and get some exercise while I work. Likewise, we can’t let a love like ours just roll on by without trying to work things out.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale