Maria

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.”
― Julia Child

“People who claim that they're evil are usually no worse than the rest of us... It's people who claim that they're good, or any way better than the rest of us, that you have to be wary of.”
― Gregory Maguire, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
― Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut