Jess Robertson

“A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“Love is something to be treated with awe. Or should it be aww? People don’t know my capacity for love. If you tried to bottle it up, I’m sure it would take at least three thermoses to contain it. And if it did get contained, would you drink my love black, or would you add cream and sugar?”
― Jarod Kintz, A Story that Talks About Talking is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures can Attest to the Fact that No . . .

“As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“I used to think how lucky she was to have me, but now I realize that’s backwards. A spirit of gratitude yields patience, love, and forgiveness.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale