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“Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.”
― P.J. O'Rourke

“Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.”
― P.J. O'Rourke

“A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.”
― George Orwell

“Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.”
― P.J. O'Rourke, Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut