Aiden P.

“One never owns a book. It sits on your shelf in a fine edition like a piece of furniture, and you are its admiring ward until it flies off from you in a time of financial hardship. If it is a tattered paperback, she is your casual mistress you use a few times. If you have read it a hundred times then it is your wife, and a source of infinite mystery.”
― Bauvard, Morsels

“When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“I may be slow, but I know a racist when I’m called one - and I am proud to support the supremacy of the 100-meter leisurely stroll.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“I ran into an old friend on the street and we started up a conversation. Four hours and six bottles of wine later, we decided the weather was just too unpredictable, and we parted ways.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic