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Erma Bombeck
“A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.”
Erma Bombeck

Bette Davis
“Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.”
Bette Davis
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Lemony Snicket
“Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. For instance, if you wake up to the sound of twittering birds, and find yourself in an enormous canopy bed, with a butler standing next to you holding a breakfast of freshly made muffins and hand-squeezed orange juice on a silver tray, you will know that your day will be a splendid one. If you wake up to the sound of church bells, and find yourself in a fairly big regular bed, with a butler standing next to you holding a breakfast of hot tea and toast on a plate, you will know that your day will be O.K. And if you wake up to the sound of somebody banging two metal pots together, and find yourself in a small bunk bed, with a nasty foreman standing in the doorway holding no breakfast at all, you will know that your day will be horrid.”
Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

Lemony Snicket
“What do your parents know, about surviving? ”
Lemony Snicket, The End

Lemony Snicket
“Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.”
Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning

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