Adrienne

“It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.”
― Christopher Moore, You Suck

“I will not die for a long time." Joseph tugged at his gray beard. "My beard goes white, but there's a lot of life in me yet."
"Don't be so sure, Abba," Joshua said.
Joseph dropped the bowl he was working on and stared into his hands. "Run away and play, you two," he said, his voice little more than a whisper.
Joshua stood and walked away. I wanted to throw my arms around the old man, for I had never seen a grown man afraid before and it frightened me too. "Can I help?" I said, pointing to the half-finished bowl that lay in Joseph's lap.
"You go with Joshua. He needs a friend to teach him to be human. Then I can teach him to be a man.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

“She wanted him to notice her so much.”
― Ann Brashares, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

“How can a reason which hates God be called sound?”
― Martin Luther