“I wondered if my smile was as big as hers. Maybe as big. But not as beautiful.”
― Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe
― Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe
“The big difference between my mom and me-- besides the fact that she is dead normal and I'm a magic-handling freak-- is that she's the real thing. She may have a slight problem seeing other people's points of view, but she's honest about it. She's a brass-bound bitch because she believes she knows best. I'm a brass-bound bitch because I don't want anyone getting close enough to find out what a whiny little knot of naked nerve endings I really am.”
― Sunshine
― Sunshine
“Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.”
― The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
― The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.”
― Dictionary of 1000 Jewish Proverbs (Hippocrene Bilingual Proverbs)
― Dictionary of 1000 Jewish Proverbs (Hippocrene Bilingual Proverbs)
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