Robert Coffin

“Was there no one to help? He instinctively bowed his head and prayed. A warm feeling engulfed his battered body. “I’m not alone, I will never be alone. God is with me”
― Mark A. Cooper, The Edelweiss Express

“How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?” Laurence whined.
“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“You’re not fat, just easier to see than most.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off