Ruth Wilson

“Nothing is more attractive than universal appeal. That is what makes androgyny the peacekeeping persuasion.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“A hobby is labor disguising itself as leisure. It is extremely destructive to the boundaries of private life.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“You can tell a lot about a person's character by how they do life's menial tasks. For example, I saw my neighbor washing dishes, and I could immediately tell that he was an adulterer by the way my wife's naked body glistened through his kitchen window.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

“Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic