Melissa

“When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Water is very bad for one’s health. People in third world countries seem to drink nothing but water, and they are always dying.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers