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“A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“Why are desire scales 1-10? They should be 1-12, like a clock, because I want her 1-12, I mean like all the time.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“The chair I want for my office has wheels, so I can put it on my treadmill and get some exercise while I work. Likewise, we can’t let a love like ours just roll on by without trying to work things out.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“She looked so sexy with her sixteen cats that I just had to swipe right, but when she messaged me first quoting Monty Python, I knew it was Tinder love. Maybe on the first date we’ll knit the blanket we’ll make love under.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
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