Bo Witkowski

“Onions have layers, Ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers!”
― Shrek

“Morty: "I mean, why would a Pop-Tart want to live inside a toaster, Rick? I mean, that would be like the scariest place for them to live. You know what I mean?"
Rick: "You're missing the point Morty. Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house? No.”
― Rick & Morty

“In the bible it says you have to forgive seventy times seven. I want you all to know, I'm keeping a chart.”
― Hillary Rodham Clinton

“We shall NEVVVVVVVER SURRRRRRRRRRRENDER!!!!”
― Ted Cruz