

“Despite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I dug it up first?”
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned in the shape of a woman. But that’s what being in love is all about.”
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist? It’s homemade.”
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.”
― This Book Title is Invisible
― This Book Title is Invisible

“I’m bilingual, speaking English and body language. I prefer the latter, because I can speak it silently and without listening and while my back is turned.”
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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