Andrea Champoux

“Which the Chicken and Which the Egg?

He drinks because she scolds, he thinks;
She thinks she scolds because he drinks;
And nether will admit what's true,
That he's a sot and she's a shrew.”
― Ogden Nash

“There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.”
― Odgen Nash

“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.”
― Ogden Nash

“either you get eaten by a wolf today or else the shepherd saves you from the wolf so he can sell you to the butcher tomorrow”
― Ogden Nash, I'm a Stranger Here Myself