Jaime

“The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
― Neil Gaiman

“We left a debt in blood,’ she said, baring her teeth. ‘Malazan blood. And it seems they will not let that stand.’
They are here. On this shore.
The Malazans are on our shore.”
― Steven Erikson, Reaper's Gale

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut