Marissa

“The day my dad left my mom and I was the second saddest day of my life. The saddest day was the next day, when he returned home.
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― Jarod Kintz, If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits.
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― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those of an old man. Still, the taste of a nipple is genderless.”
― Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit