Sameer Balodi

“The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?”
― Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

“I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list.
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― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“Those responsible for our economic depression have been found irresponsible. The irresponsible are responsible!”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33

“Question for your life: If we were to kiss passionately for 30 minutes, would you refill my oxygen tank in the process?”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33