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“Champagne?" Carl asked.
"You know we don't drink champagne, Carl." Ricky laughed.
"Yes, but I don't think it's polite in mixed company to gulp down glasses of blood.”
― Samson's Lovely Mortal
"You know we don't drink champagne, Carl." Ricky laughed.
"Yes, but I don't think it's polite in mixed company to gulp down glasses of blood.”
― Samson's Lovely Mortal
“Isn't that just like a man. 450-fucking-years-old and he's still thinking with his balls!”
― Blood Trail
― Blood Trail
“Bite me, damn it, or I'll kick you in the balls so hard, you'll scream into the next century!”
― Samson's Lovely Mortal
― Samson's Lovely Mortal
“Call me once you’ve taken care of that hard-on in your pants, so you’ll last longer than ten seconds when we fuck.”
― Yvette's Haven
― Yvette's Haven
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