April

“Reality is frequently inaccurate.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“And now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good.”
― John Steinbeck, East of Eden

“These books can't possibly compete with centuries of established history, especially when that history is endorsed by the ultimate bestseller of all time."
Faukman's eyes went wide. "Don't tell me Harry Potter is actually about the Holy Grail."
"I was referring to the Bible."
Faukman cringed. "I knew that.”
― Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code

“My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day.”
― John Steinbeck, East of Eden