Melissa

“Life is full of surprises, so you may as well get used to it.”
― Susan Meddaugh, Cinderella's Rat

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”
― Richard Pryor

“I once heard someone say that the concept of moderation seems a little extreme, and tonight...I agree.”
― Koren Zailckas, Smashed: Story of a Drunken Girlhood

“If you are careful,' Garp wrote, 'if you use good ingredients, and you don't take any shortcuts, then you can usually cook something very good. Sometimes it is the only worthwhile product you can salvage from a day; what you make to eat. With writing, I find, you can have all the right ingredients, give plenty of time and care, and still get nothing. Also true of love. Cooking, therefore, can keep a person who tries hard sane.”
― John Irving, The World According to Garp