Emily

“I don’t like when I can’t control what reality is doing. Which is unfortunate because reality works independently of the things I want, and I have only a limited number of ways to influence it, none of which are guaranteed to work.”
― Allie Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half

“In French culture, the best way of buying time or getting off the hook entirely in a thorny personal situation is to claim that it’s complicated. The French did not invent love, but they did invent romance, so they’ve had more time than any other culture on earth to refine the nuances of its language.”
― Mark Zero, The French Art of Revenge

“Quit analyzing me. My crazy needs no definition.”
― K.F. Breene, Braving the Elements

“Am I giving you a headache? I think.
“You are a headache.”
― Kiersten White, Perfect Lies