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“So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.”
― Jeff Kinney, Dog Days

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.”
― Jeff Kinney

“Zoo-Wee Mama!”
― Jeff Kinney