Ashley

“She's one of those people who are like Slinkies."
"Slinkies?"
"Yeah. Basically useless, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“He didn't argue; she was no warrior. But he understood now it took a different kind of courage to accept what you could not change and try to make the best of it.”
― Stephanie Snow, Demon's Captive

“I GOT BOURBON-FACED ON SHIT STREET!”
― Kresley Cole, Poison Princess

“Lothaire to Trehan:
“You are related to me by blood and, like me, are a Dacian royal.”
“So?”
“So that means your ridiculous behavior reflects “upon me.”
“What are you talking about? My ridiculous behavior?I’ve done nothing to warrant this summoning, Lothaire. I keep to my library—and to myself.

“Exactly. You sit in your room and stroke off to memories of your Bride.”
― Kresley Cole, Shadow's Claim