Amanda

“I want Little Noah looking like a beat-up mess by the time he's eighteen."
"Why?"
"Cause no woman wants a delicate man. He needs to be sporting at least five scars.”
― S. Walden, LoveLines

“Were you feeling all right?"
"No, not at all."
"Bellyache?"
"Yeah, a two-month bellyache called Vivian-itis. Symptoms include desperate longing and inability to do anything but feel like a douchebag. Patient can't do shit on the field but stand there like an ass, wondering what the fuck he's doing with his life. It's chronic. No known cure.”
― C.D. Reiss, HardBall

“Just show a little skin once in a while. You look like a member of a freaking Mormon cult or something. We live in Chicago, not Baghdad.”
― M.K. Schiller, The Do-Over

“You burn for me. I’ve thought of nothing but how hot you’d run if I took my time.”
― Setta Jay, Mercenary Princess