L.L.

“New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you look like you're homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit across from another dateless loser with a laptop, it still doesn't look like you're working--it looks like you're playing Battleship.”
― Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

“Some people you will always have about you whom you can trust, and no man these days can boast of more than that. Remember them; forget the others.”
― Hugh Lofting

“I don't mind getting older; it's a privilege denied to so many!”
― Chris Geiger, The Cancer Survivors Club: A collection of inspirational and uplifting stories

“Be a rainbow in somebody else's cloud.”
― Maya Angelou