Samantha

“As you can see, the words fair play are not in my vocabulary. Well, they are in my vocabulary, but only to say that they aren’t.”
― Scott Seegert, How to Grow Up and Rule the World, by Vordak the Incomprehensible

“Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)”
― Ally Carter

“the only way Bex would miss this would be if she were unconscious. And tied up. And in a concrete bunker. In Siberia.”
― Ally Carter, Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover