Samantha

“As you can see, the words fair play are not in my vocabulary. Well, they are in my vocabulary, but only to say that they aren’t.”
― Scott Seegert, How to Grow Up and Rule the World, by Vordak the Incomprehensible

“the only way Bex would miss this would be if she were unconscious. And tied up. And in a concrete bunker. In Siberia.”
― Ally Carter, Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover

“Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)”
― Ally Carter