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“It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.”
― Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic