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David Sedaris
“The Korean man nodded, the way you do when you’re a foreigner and understand that someone has finished a sentence.”
David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

David Sedaris
“Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit...”
David Sedaris

David Sedaris
“I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.”
David Sedaris, Naked

David Sedaris
“I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.”
David Sedaris

David Sedaris
“After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.”
David Sedaris , Me Talk Pretty One Day

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