Asher

“I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.”
― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites