Edna

“Hail to the Beast Lord!" I waved my spatula for emphasis.
Jim spared me an ugly look and turned to Dali.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Shifts

“Curran, please don’t bite his head off.” “Why?” “Because it’s illegal. Technically you assaulted him first when you threw him across the lawn.” “I didn’t throw him very far.” I rolled my eyes. “I could’ve thrown him straight up and let him land on the pavement.” “That would also be illegal.” “You keep bringing this ‘illegal’ thing up as if it means something to me.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Shifts

“He wanted to wear sweatpants, because “they tear easier.” I asked him if he wanted me to get him some male stripper jeans so he could avoid looking like a Russian gangster from pre-Shift movies, after which he got all offended and put on a pair of regular jeans instead.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Shifts

“Hidden, there,
behind the face
of a beautiful boy,
I see you.

The real you.”
― Lisa Schroeder, The Day Before