Ivy Deluca

“Here's a simple test to tell whether a guy wants to get together with a girl: Step One- does he have a pulse? Step Two- is he conscious?”
― Craig Alanson, Columbus Day

“Stay away from the normals, the small-minded people who fill their brains with small-minded pursuits, who blend in and keep up with the Joneses. Those people will tear you down and make you boring. Instead, surround yourself with the weirds. With the misfits, oddballs, and outcasts. Because the normals, bless their hearts, have no idea how to have fun.”
― Penny Reid, Beard Science

“You're going to have to get to know me better before you taste my cake.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Wicked

“Coti, did you go to medical school?” Kellen asked. “Does fucking a chick while she was in nursing school count?”
― Elle Boon, Lyric's Accidental Mate