Bruh

“It wasn't that I hated being asked a bunch of questions. I had nothing against questions. I just didn't like listening to them, because some questions take forever to make sense. Sometimes waiting for a question to finish is like watching someone draw an elephant starting with the tail first. As soon as you see the tail your mind wanders all over the place and you think of a million other animals that also have tails until you don't care about the elephant because it's only one thing when you've been thinking about a million others.”
― Jack Gantos, Joey Pigza Swallowed the Key

“pooped all over the carpet, eaten the slippers, and attacked the mailman, and was now being sent to obedience school.”
― Jack Gantos, Joey Pigza Swallowed the Key:

“Of course I still love my grandma even after all the awful stuff she did to me, which is scary that you can love someone who is not nice. I guess that is what getting better will do to a person: make you forgive people who have been mean to you.”
― Jack Gantos, Joey Pigza Swallowed the Key: