Jonathan Palfrey

“I do not believe I ever would have the courage to fight a duel. If any man should wrong me to the extent of my being willing to kill him, I would not be willing to give him the choice of weapons with which it should be done, and of the time, place and distance separating us, when I executed him.”
― Ulysses S. Grant, Personal Memoirs of U.S. Grant: All Volumes

“Hallowed be Thy name, if a name Thou hast and any desire to see it hallowed.”
― Roger Zelazny, Creatures of Light and Darkness

“If what we have written brings happiness to any sad heart we shall not have laboured in vain. But we want the money too.”
― E. Nesbit, The Story of the Treasure Seekers

“Quaffing is like drinking, but you spill more.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters