Katrina Nelson

“He wished he’d had time to drink dinner.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“At times like this it's traditional that a hero comes forth," said the President of the Guild of Assassins. "A dragon slayer. Where is he, that's what I want to know? Why aren't our schools turning out young people with the skills society needs?”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“Once you’ve ruled out the impossible then whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth. The problem lay in working out what was impossible, of course. That was the trick, all right.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“It's a metaphor of human bloody existence, a dragon. And if that wasn't bad enough, it's also a bloody great hot flying thing.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!