Andrei Ababei

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
― Michael Scott

“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.”
― Dwight Schrute

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them. ~ Andy, The Office”
― Andy, The Office