Smooty

“But, if for some reason we're not closer, if something has gotten between us, please, I'm begging you…don't give up on me. Stay. Stay with me. Work it out with me. Just don't leave me…please.”
― S.C. Stephens, Effortless

“You dickweed! Are you always stupid, or is today a special occasion?”
― Cherise Sinclair, Make Me, Sir

“To douchebags!" he said, gesturing to Brad. "And to girls that break your heart," he bowed his head to me. His eyes lost focus. "And to the absolute fucking horror of losing your best friend because you were stupid enough to fall in love with her.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren Beloved