Smooty

“To douchebags!" he said, gesturing to Brad. "And to girls that break your heart," he bowed his head to me. His eyes lost focus. "And to the absolute fucking horror of losing your best friend because you were stupid enough to fall in love with her.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“Did you know studies show that eighty percent of women have faked orgasm? And fifty percent admit to doing it on a regular basis?”
― Chloe Cole, Undercover Lovers

“Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.”
― E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey

“The only man I’ve ever been attracted to, and he comes with a bloody contract, a flogger, and a whole world of issues.”
― E.L. James